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SLANG FLASH CARDS!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:54:00 +0000

LEARN SLANG IN THE CONVENIENCE OF YOUR OWN HOME! Don't be left behind or in the dark when trying to cath up on the latest slang & hip terms like: "WANKSTA", "SNAP", & "TZIGHT", also including such classic favorites as "YO" and "CHEDDAR". All cards include a definition, orginal artwork &..
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MORMON SPECIAL OSMONDS AND GREEN JELLO!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:55:00 +0000

Donnie was the original "Purple One"!

Donnie & Marie Winning Combination 8 track tape from 1977.

Lime Flavored Jello Gelatin Dessert 3 oz. size.

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SUBLIMINAL HYPNOSIS FOR STRONG ERECTIONS!!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:18:00 +0000

HYPNOSIS FOR AN ERECT PENIS! Building a strong erection is all in the mind. Yes, it is true. SUBLIMINAL TECHNOLOGY and HYPNOSIS can help you with even the TOUGHEST erection problems. Our relaxing CD's have EMBEDDED SUBLIMINAL TECHNOLOGY that can HELP YOU! FOR YOU AND YOUR MATE!

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THE "LAST LEG" OF KATRINA!!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:11:00 +0000

While cleaning her house post Hurricane Katrina, my friend stumbled across this unusual item (no, she didn't stumble because it was hers and she wasn't wearing it). She had roughly thirteen feet of water in her house, but obviously someone had "one foot" less! It comes complete with the original shoe and sock. We could not find the "sole" owner of this prosthetic. So here it is. On the "last leg" of it's journey. I debated keeping it as the ultimate Katrina keepsake, but have decided to offer it up for sale..

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CHEAP WHITE TRASH!!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 14:05:00 +0000

This beautiful bag of cheap white trash has been cleaned and sanitized w/ Ultra White Trash Detergent. This is a once in a lifetime chance to own a piece of original cheap white trash. The first time this type of item has been offered..

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ALBINO SOCK MONKEY ANATOMICALLY CORRECT!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:57:00 +0000

Meet Angel, the Albino Sock Monkey. He's an alright guy, but a bit of an exibitionist. As you can see - he's au naturel under that robe. Angel is very fond of his robe, in fact, it's all he ever wears. I think he likes it so much because his name is embroidered on the the front. He is not completely white - his mouth and butt are red - that's just how he was born. He's learned to deal with it. He's hoping that crazy Albino Monk from The DaVinci Code doesn't screw it up for his kind.

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SOUTHERN TIRE SWING, TAR SWANG!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:53:00 +0000

This is a tire swing, the idea probably originated in the southern United States years ago when the people tried to think of something to do with old tires. If you are a small person, you can sit through the middle of the tire, or tar, as we southerners say. But if you're a big ole boy or gal, you'll have to sit on top of the tire to swing. This particular model is a Douglas tire, Xtra-Trac...

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FLOPPY DISK POSSESSED BY GHOST!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:48:00 +0000

a few months ago i put this floppy disc into my computer after i had been having some odd things going on with it, rebooting all by itself, changing of desktop on its own, etc, and after i put this floppy disc in my entire system crashed. i pulled the floppy out thinking it was a virus, but now i realize the paranormal spirit (ghost) got..

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I'LD RIP MY 48DD BRA OFF!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:32:00 +0000

I'm mad as hell... And I'm not taking it anymore! What about you - my fellow ebayers?
Gas prices are so bad it reflects BIG TIME on ebay. Aren't you tired of spending money putting up auction adds, only to have hardly no one bidding on them?
BLAST THE GAS COMPANIES AND SLAP THEM IN THE FACE!! People all over the country are selling things from their homes just to get some gas money!

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LEFTOVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:28:00 +0000

Poor little christmas present. Leftover from the holidays and left in closet until someone found it. box is 8X6X3 1/2inches. Nicely wrapped with a pretty silver bow. Surprise inside for man or woman. Nice gift. Not gonna tell what it is, but, you'll like it. Late Merry Christmas!!

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VIRGIN MARY IN WATER FOUNTAIN!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:10:00 +0000

We built this fountain a couple years ago out of a piece of scrap marble and some copper tubing. The idea was that the water would spray out in a half-circular fashion across the face of the stone. It worked pretty well, but last fall we had an early snow around Thanksgiving and never had a chance to dismantle the fountain and bring it in. Forgot about it for 5 months, but when we started cleaning the yard up in the spring we noticed the unusual image formed by the combination of weather...

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LUCK OF THE IRISH SHAMROCK FLOWN IN SPACE

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:08:00 +0000

Aboard The International Space Station During Expedition 12 - September 30, 2005 - April 8, 2006 You are bidding on a Collectible Card that has attached to it a small plastic Shamrock that was Flown in Space Aboard The International Space Station by Russian Cosmonaut Valery Tokarev during Expedition 12.

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BROKEN DIXIE CHICKS

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:04:00 +0000

I used to respect the Dixie Chicks & while I am a strong believer of free speech, I am concerned about the effect such speech has in war time and on our troops.

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YOU CAN SOUND LIKE ME!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:02:00 +0000

SPICE UP YOUR SPEAKING VOICE!!! Sound more interesting and appealing?? Imagine traveling across Europe or other continents and people cannot peg you as North American!

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ALIEN DOUGHNUT SEEDS!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:00:00 +0000

The secret is out!!

It took me awhile but I finally figured it all out!!

Last week I was out in the back yard it was dark.

The stars were sparkling & twinkling & the moon was shining.

I was watching the pretty sky when I saw...

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HAUNTED WW2 ARMY HELMET!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:54:00 +0000

Battle-scarred U.S. army helmet, belonged to Mj. Johnson P. Woody, war hero from 1944 Ardennes offensive, AKA "Battle of the Bulge". Woody's life climaxed prematurely in '69 due to an extremely rare circulatory disorder where insufficient amounts of blood above his waist induced a coma, and eventually death. Since Major Woody's passing, millions of people worldwide have claimed to have been possessed by the ghost of Major Woody at various points in their life. I know I sure have.

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EDIBLE SNAKE VENOM LOLLY! YUM!!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:46:00 +0000

AMAZING BLACKBERRY COMBINED W/ DETOXIFIED SNAKE VENOM & WOLFBERRY LOLLIPOP! TOTALLY EDIBLE! PERFECT FOR SNAKE LOVERS & HATERS ALIKE!

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GLOW CLONE A WILLY KIT!!!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:43:00 +0000

The ORIGINAL Clone A Willy Kit! Preserve Yourself For Your Loved One. Make An EXACT Copy of You for her. GLOWS IN THE DARK! Fresh Kit Ready To Go!

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B.O.N.K.

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:34:00 +0000

B.O.N.K.

BARTS ORIGINAL NUT KRACKER

AUSTRALIAN

DIFFERENT TYPE OF NUT CRACKER!

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HAUNTED RAISIN SCOOP

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:20:00 +0000

The day they gave it to me I dropped the thing, when I went to catch it the this cut my hand. I was told to get rid the scoop. I took the scoop home w/ me that night & left it in the car & forgot about it. The next day on my way home I fell asleep and ran my car off the road and into a small bank...

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INVISIBLE UNDERWEAR!!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:22:00 +0000

These are totally beautiful and definetly unique!
Totally comfortable and undetectible.
You'll never know you're wearing them.

One size fits all and perfect for both men and women
Comes with gift box, tissue paper and a COA!
Often copied - never duplicated

Get the ORIGINAL right here!

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MAGICAL MAYAN STONES

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:11:00 +0000

A Mayan priest Pajorito, Told me about these magical stones, which provides healing powers, bringing forth true love, unbelievable good luck & completing a persons life. He had 6 of these stones. When I held one of these stones I felt a great energy or power from within the stone itself!

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PIRATE TOILET TISSUE

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:05:00 +0000

1 LARGE ROLL OF

REBEL ROUSER TOILET TISSUE

GREAT ON LONG MARCHES!

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EMBALMING POWDER?!

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 13:54:00 +0000

Freak out your family & friends. An empty can of "SAFE" EMBALMING POWDER!! It's been sitting on my mantle for years. The people who were freaked out by this are endless. Directions on the back will make even the strongest person gasp. Here is a sample of what it states:

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CORN FOOT?

admin@wayoutauctions.com (Strange eBay Addict) — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 13:48:00 +0000

I found this creepy thing & could'nt believe my eyes. Creepy deformed corn. Talk about a conversation starter THis thing is so deformed that most women won't even touch it. It looks like a foot from some kind of monster. It has three well formed toes & is as long as a real foot..

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