G.I.L.F?

She's had plenty of years to practice and she's ready for you! This novelty doll is the perfect touch to bachelor parties, college parties and just about any outragious party you can think of.

She doesn't have baggy skin and she actually has a cute face and white printed hair. Great for over the hill parties, dress her up in a muumuu or give her a red hat.

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I'LL TAKE OFF MY SEA SHELLS FOR YOU!

GEEEEZZZ, I don't know maybe I shouldn't or maybe I should.. Well I have made up my mind.. I am fed up...I need your help.

My boyfriend doesn't want me to take my shells off for you .. I told him to bad cause they are coming off and someone new is going to be touching them.

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GUY WEARING HAT RIDING A TOY SEA LION WILL ANSWER 1 QUESTION!!

THIS GUY IS RIDING A PLASTIC BLOW UP SEA LION AND WEARING A YELLOW PLASTIC CHILDS CONSTRUCTION HAT.

WHO BETTER TO ASK ADVICE AND OR QUESTIONS?

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RARE! REAL AIR GUITAR

This is a genuine, "Made In America" (with some import parts), authentic, real-time, vintage late-70s/early-80s, solid-bodied wood, 5-string, 22 fret, air guitar/bass.

You've seen those losers at parties, or alone in their cars "strumming" along to their favorite tune...when they thought no one was looking. You always noticed they had nothing in their hands. Nothing! Now you can enjoy the same fantasy, rock guitar status with this real live, air guitar/bass!

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TOO MUCH EGO?

After working for almost 2 years for a company I put my heart into, they let me go. I think my ego is partially to blame. My ego gets me into a lot of trouble at times. It makes me feel like the best person around, how could that really be bad???

Well it's time for a change. So if you want to feel great, my ego is for you!


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BAG OF ANIMAL PARTS!

This is a auction a Raccoon foot, 2 red fox feet, one muskrat foot and a preserved snapping turtle head!! This foot has been profesionally Tanned!!

This group of parts would be very good for many craft projects, buckskinner / pow wow regalia or educational purposes!

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1 TICKET TO HEAVEN

It is said that this Ticket has the power to get you in to Heaven.

This ticket admits only one living being.

Also includes a certificate.


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ALIEN SKULL PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE CRUMB

I ONLY CALL THEM AS I SEE THEM. SURE LOOKS OUT OF THIS WORLD TO ME!

QUESTIONS? ASK AWAY!

BID ACCORDINGLY AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE PICS OR INFO I CAN GIVE YOU EMAIL ME.

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SLAVE PAPERS...FREE SHIPPING!

A certified copy of an original slave document dated March 21st, 1839 with names of slaves and what they sold for from the estate of James Templeton.

They are called names such as Sam who sold for $1205.00 and whole families as well. It also shows who purchased them and many other items from his estate.

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GO ON...MAKE A WISH!

Up for auction is a new wishbone ready to be pulled apart and a wish made!

For anyone unfamiliar with this tradition, each person takes hold of one end of the chicken's double-pronged clavicle.

They pull until it breaks. The winner gets a wish. This is perfect for all ages!

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FACE OF VADER?

We found this very strange looking Blue Green Sapphire was different from the others. It seemed to be staring at us.

Its not until you look at it! that you see a face. It to me looks like the face of one of those convertable Superheros / Darth Vader that the kids played with.

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DEAD ON ACCURATE KISS BOOTS

These are our replica of the Gene Simmons Destroyer KISS Boots made from leather. The wrap/scales are leather with air brush work.

These boots have been said to be the perfect look and dead-on accurate.

The boots are fully lined with soft calf's leather. These boots come complete with the shells. The shells you see are specially made to fit our boots.

The boots are sold including the shells...

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JOE'S DRUM STICKS!

I have for sale a pair drum sticks that i learned how to play drums with.

I have been playing guitar and singing in a band for a little over 3 years and i have written

about a dozen songs, 5 copywritten and are being played on a local college radio station.

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BUY A CHUNK OF MY HOME...

Here is your chance to buy a piece of my home!

My husband is doing a demolition project in our basement and is ABSOLUTELY destroying part of the wall to build a bomb shelter (we are not conspiracy theorists).


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PIZZA MAN FOR SALE!

JUST TO TRY TO INSURE SOMEONE TAKES HIM OFF OF MY HANDS, I AM ADDING INCENTIVES. ALONG WITH THE PIZZA MAN, YOU WILL GET 2 FREE GIFTS FROM ME AS LONG AS THE BID GETS TO BE $5.00 OR MORE.

SO EVEN IF YOU GET THE PIZZA MAN AND DECIDE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER, YOU CAN THROW HIM AWAY AND YOU WON'T BE OUT ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU HAVE THESE TWO FREE GIFTS!!!

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NAME MY ONE-EARED FILLY

This poor little gal had a really rough start in life. We did not own her until she was six months old. The previous owners told me her tragic story.
When she was barely a month old, she somehow got her head tangled up in wire. It cut her throat from her left ear all the way to the underside of her throat...

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