JESUS APPEARS ON DOGGY DOOR

OH MY GOSH - One day we looked up and there He was -


JESUS, staring right back at us - actually it was mom who saw it first.


Our dogs have gone in and out of that door every day for the past 7 years and slowly, in and out, back and forth, pass by pass -


the three of them rendered this image of Christ!


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UNUSUAL COIN TOILET SEAT

This is a most unusual item...it is a toilet seat made of

lucite with modern coins imbedded into it..

If you are a coin-crazy guy, or own a coin

shop this is for you...


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ROSE PETAL BLESSED BY JESUS

This is a rose petal that has been in my family for years and has brought us great health and fortune.

When my sister was sick with cancer i gave this to her to hold on too and not once but twice she has overcome her cancer and is now in remission and doing well.

Call it luck or whatever but anytime one of us has carried this rose petal it has come through i truly believe this.

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FRESHLY PASSED KIDNEY STONE

For that person who has everything.

What we have here is an authentic (we "kid" you not) brand new, freshly created, recently passed and ready to display HUMAN KIDNEY STONE!!!!!

This creation has been in the works for over 6 months and was delivered without medical intervention on Tuesday September 27, 2005 at approximately 12:03 P.M.

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BUFFALO CHICKEN DRAGON

We were having lunch at O'Charley's, and teeth were about ready to bite the head off this cute little chicken dragon!!

OMG, we couldn't believe how much it looked like a little dragon.

We put it in a styrofoam container, and punched holes in it!! It took on a life of it's own.

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BJ THE MYSTERIOUS JERSEY SHORE CREATURE

WHILE ON FAMILY VACATION THIS SUMMER IN WILDWOOD NJ, MY 4 YEAR GRAND-DAUGHTER DUG UP THIS STRANGE LOOKING CREATURE IN THE SAND.

WE HAVE SINCE COME TO CALL HIM B.J. (SHORT FOR BIG JAWS)
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TAKE MY BROTHER IN LAW...PLEASE!

Uncle Dewdie is my brother in law, i was sold my self into taking him from new york to kentucky,


by his brother (my husband) it goes something like this.


Uncle Dewdie is gonna be great to have around .really.he can cook,clean ,


he can do odd jobs around the house.he can take care of the kids too...


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POOR SEXLESS CARROT

Is this carrot Male or Female?

If want to get a good laugh from someone, show them this carrot. It just came out of my garden.

I will keep it in the fridge until I ship it, hopefully it will retain its shape.

Let me know if you have any questions.

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MARS TAX LEIN REPO SALE

I Have contracted with this Trading Assistant to sell Mars

(and it's moons Phobos and Diemos) for me since I have recently sold Earth to go into retirement.

This sale is being held to help recoup past due Tithes

or as you may refer to these with your own system as taxes).

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THAT EBAY SHOW WEBCAM

The winner of this auction will get to advertise on THAT EBAY SHOW webcam, during my next auction!

MY NEXT EBAY AUCTION WILL MAKE NATIONWIDE HEADLINES
AND THE MAIN PULSE!!!

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BANANA MYSTERY BOX

Ok, so this is my 18th Mystery Box.

I really want this one to be a fun and special one and stand out as THE MOST UNIQUE OF ALL OF THEM~ Well, that is a bit of a challenge for me seeing as how my Mystery Auctions are already quite eclectic and eccentric ranging from Vintage kitsch, to Antique Estate to Halloween to Gothic to Spiritual...

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PRAYING GRANDMA CHICKEN TENDER

About two weeks ago my wife was preparing us some chicken tenders and she put some on a plate for me. I was sitting there in my recliner eating my dinner and low and behold I had granny in my hand on her way right into my mouth.

Luckily I saw that she was very special so I put her to the side and marveled at the chicken tender.

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FIGURE EIGHT ONION RING

Up for auction is a VERY UNIQUE onion ring. Along with this UNIQUE onion ring comes a very BIZARRE story. Look closely at the images of this onion ring. You will find that it is in the shape of the MYSTICAL #8.

It all started 8 days ago. On the 18th of September I was headed home from work, and got a call to pick up some burgers...

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FERTILITY SPIRIT CRYSTAL

After 5 children and 3 grand children we feel that we don't need this any more.

It is an amazing unique shaped crystal. Genuine, not made up. Originally from Brazil.

3 inches tall, weighs approx 150 grams.

Who knows what ancient significance would have been put on this crystal.

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GENUINE NEW ORLEANS VOODOO DOLL

AUTHENTIC VOODOO DOLL, MADE OF STICK, CLOTH, STRING, STUFFED WITH GENUINE NEW ORLEANS SPANISH MOSS, WITH A CLAY, HAND-PAINTED FACE.

WEIGHS A 1/4 LB.,, MEASURES 10 1/2 IN. TALL, AND 5 IN. WIDE.


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VAGINA SHAPED APRICOT

There i was, enjoying a bag of dried fruit,when i pulled out this apricot.
luckily i glanced down before i took a bite.

imagine my shock when i discovered that my dried apricot
was shaped like an exact replica of the female vulva.

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MISPRINTED HEINZ TOMATO JUICE CAN

The other day after unpacking my groceries and putting them into the fridge, I noticed that one of them was different.

Because these cans are small, they usually have a silver sticker covering the opening on top but this one was made upside down and the opening is on the bottom!

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OWN AN EYEBALL

I obtained the eyes in the Grusselkapinet in Berlin, Germany and DAMN, that place is creepy!

I couldn't let them stay there at that horrible place! So I brought them back home :)

Sadly, they are very bored here and they love to travel!

This is a one time opportunity to own an eyeball from an authentic German Bunker!

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VINTAGE TOILET SEAT COVERS

These covers would be great for a collector, and if you don't ahve a collections of tolet seat covers it's about time you started one, you will amaze your friends, and its great for parties, keep on changing the covers and see if anyone notices, or you can play musical toilet seat covers, now wouldn't that be fun?

So start bidding PLEASE!

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TEENIE WEENIE CHEETO

THIS AUCTION IS FOR A 'HARD' TO FIND CHEETO SNACK.

I MIGHT LOOK LIKE A 'TEENIE WEENIE' TO YOU, BUT REALLY I AM ONLY A CHEETO.

I hate being called "corn chip" or "pretzel")

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ELLEN DEGENERES POTATO CHIP

Here is a potato chip that slightly resembles Ellen if the light hits it just right. She has been searching eBay for interesting potato chips, so I hope her fans are searching, too.

I give my word (check my positive feedback) that whatever I recieve for this chip will be donated to Ellen's Katrina Relief Fund.

I am not even charging shipping. (This is obviously her picture glued to a Pringle - I am not trying to mislead anyone - I am just trying to raise money for her Katrina Relief Fund

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ANTIQUE HAUNTED DOLL

What can I say about this doll. I purchase it at a farm auction quite a long time ago.

It just kept drawing me back to where she was. It was telling me to take her home with me. So I did. I planed on cleaning her up and putting a new body on her. But each time I started working on her things would fall off the shelf. T. V. would turn itself off. And the phone would keep ringing with no one there...

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